Hosts: Evan "Vampt Vo" Minto, Mitchell "MitchyD" Dyer
Topic: The Professional: Golgo 13 (1983)
We went well over an hour in this, one of our longest recent episodes. Maybe that's because Mitchy's back, and he and Evan can't help but talk for an hour about awesome things like Golgo 13 and, um, Golgo 13. This episode's got "What'cha Been Doing?," a review of the 1983 anime film The Professional: Golgo 13, and some Links of the Day at the end. What more could you ask for? Maybe a special secret message at the end of the episode. Oh ho ho, but I've already said too much.
Oh, and it's a little late to tell everybody, but Evan is going to host/already hosted a panel about blogging and podcasting at Castle Point Anime Convention in Hoboken. If you're going/were there, make sure that you say/said hi. Goddamn, now I'm really confused.
Show notes and links can be found after the break.
(Runtime: 1 hour, 11 minutes, 9 seconds)
[0:00:00] Intro: N'Gai Croal, (former) Newsweek games writer and Level Up blogger.
[0:00:08] Mitchy and Evan discuss the relative value of our respective systems of measurements. Because we know that anime and game fans are soooo into this kind of stuff.
[0:00:55] Opening Song: "R.O.D Theme" by Taku Iwasaki (R.O.D. OVA opener)
[0:01:11] We open, then Evan does the whole "other podcast" thing. He was a guest on the Gaming Dungeon Anime Podcast, and Anime World Order graciously played our promo. Then Mitchy talks up his new(ish) blog, DownWriteFierce.
[0:03:04] Rorschach's journal, October 12, 1983. Dog carcass in alley this morning. Tire tread on burst stomach. Mitchy and Evan talked about Watchmen. They thought it was a good adaptation. Boring for "normal" people. Soundtrack sucked. No mention of blue penis.
[0:08:05] What'cha Been Doing? Mitchy's reading Black Jack, watching Shin Angyo Oshi, and playing X-Blades. Evan's playing Fable II, watching Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad, and reading With the Light: Raising an Autistic Child. Finally, Evan pimps his 5 Centimeters Per Second review.
[0:26:40] Break: "Pray For You" (The Professional: Golgo 13 opener)
[0:27:16] Review: The Professional - Golgo 13. For most of this review, we just summarize the plot, and tell everybody how awesome Golgo is. At the end, we talk about how Akio Sugino (animation director) likes shiny things, but our serious discussion of this movie can only last for so long. Check out the psychedelic car chase (via YouTube) that Evan talks about. Highlights of this section include: Golgo 13 has sex with everyone, impromptu church demolition, and Silver's improbable grenade "incident."
[1:04:16] Break: Commander Bragan tries to catch Golgo 13 (The Professional: Golgo 13)
[1:04:56] Links of the Day: Mitchy lets everybody know about the Battlefield Heroes beta, and Evan discusses the first anime convention ever - YamatoCon.
[1:08:31] We're done, so Evan does the whole outro schtick. Give us five star reviews on iTunes. Or you're on Golgo 13's list.
[1:09:39] Ending Song: "WORLD END Instrumental" by FLOW (Code Geass R2 second opener)
[1:10:01] SUPER SECRET PODCAST CONTEST!!1!one! Yeah, podcast listeners get a special contest just for them. (Don't worry, there will be one on the blog too.) If you want to find out how to enter, how about you listen to the episode? But don't skip to the end! That's cheating, and you know what we do to cheaters...
Links:
Gaming Dungeon Anime Podcast episode 2 (featuring Evan)
Anime World Order Show #76b (featuring our promo)
DownWriteFierce
Battlefield Heroes beta
Anime Conventions and Their Yamato Roots (StarBlazers.com)
Schoolgirl Milky Crisis (official site)
It's the spring anime season, and you know what that means. NO, it doesn't mean you get to watch more Code Geass. Macross Frontier? More Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei!? I THINK NOT! I'll tell you what you need to be watching!
Yeah, you guessed it: Golgo 13 TV. (get it from BSSubs here) It's the only anime out this season that's for real men. Ignore any problems you might find in silly things like animation or character development, and just accept that Golgo 13 is a cold-blooded, straight-faced killer. Don't deny it. Put those Naruto and Bleach fansubs down. You WANT to watch the 50-episode Golgo 13 anime this season.
To find out more about the indomitable Golgo 13, read my review of the 1983 anime film or Daryl Surat's special on the franchise in the April issue of Otaku USA magazine.
Media: Anime Film
Genre(s): Action, Geki-ga, Drama
Director: Osamu Dezaki
Studio: Tokyo Movie Shinsha
Licensed? Yes (Urban Vision)
Golgo 13 is a professional. A deadly assassin, he always completes his missions, and he is never late. However, when he takes a job to murder the son of oil baron Leonard Dawson, Golgo (also known as Duke Togo) faces his most deadly challenge yet. Faced with the hired military muscle of multiple government organizations, three insane assassins, and treachery at every turn, Duke must fight for his life and put an end to Dawson's mad plot for revenge.
Let's get this straight: If James Bond was in an anime, he wouldn't be half as cool as Golgo 13. Heralded by many as a pinnacle of the gekiga movement and as a prime example of 1980's anime, The Professional: Golgo 13 is a powerful example of what anime can do when it gets down and dirty with its darker side.
Golgo 13 is a quick-paced ride that flies Duke Togo all around the world, and the action almost never stops. In this regard, fans of the 80's era of testosterone-filled action flicks (both animated and otherwise) will find much to like here. Golgo 13 faces insurmountable odds, and like heroes such as James Bond or John McClane, he rises above them in thrilling and often extremely unique ways. The movie starts off somewhat slow, but picks up near the halfway mark, when Golgo 13 gives us it's first out of quite a few mouth-gaping "wow" moments.
Sadly, the film also follows another widely used 1980's anime stereotype: the frequent use of sex scenes. Yes, in Golgo 13, there are three, count 'em, three full sex scenes, and two rape scenes. Each of them shows as much detail as is possible while remaining with only upper-body nudity. This detail is, truthfully, not neccessary at all, as a simple suggestive version of the scene without any nudity would still illustrate the idea that Golgo 13 has sex with a lot of girls. Even worse than the frequency or detail of the scenes is that many times there are important plot details provided during them, forcing those wishing to skip past them to watch through the uncomfortable moments of what is essentially animated softcore porn. (One time, Duke is actually given mission data from another man standing in the room while he is having sex)
Being that this film was adapted from Takao Saito's original manga, it is understandable that the animation style would take much from its original. Most noticeable in this regard is the use of still shots in action scenes. Almost every time that a blow lands on someone, the camera stops moving and a highly-stylized, manga-esque still appears. These are a jarring addition, and definitely did not age well, but as an example of an older style of anime--one more firmly rooted in it's manga origins--they work great. The character designs are distinct but not particularly standout, except of course for Duke's face, which is famous for never moving, whether he is killing someone, escaping a burning car, or even having sex.
In addition, Golgo 13 is well-animated overall, and much of the joint work between director Osamu Dezaki and animation director Akio Sugino results in some very unique (for the time) uses of animation. Even so, there are a few times when the animation shows its age quite clearly. The first is during the opener, when stop-motion skeletons shoot guns at cheap CG skulls. Next is the comically bad 3-D helicopter scene thrown into the middle of the final battle. While both of these must have seemed incredible to audiences in their day, today they are nothing but humorous additions to an old film.
Streamline Pictures, an older dubbing company that is responsible for the oft-criticized dubs of such classics as Akira and Robotech, produced the incredible dub for Golgo 13. Contrary to what many would say, the Streamline dub for Golgo 13 blows away some of the better dubs of today. The lines are performed well all across the board. Additionally, it is clear that the lines were adapted for American audiences, as opposed to the modern methods of either following exactly or completely changing the original Japanese script. This is made most clear by the abundant use of curses in the dub, which was definitely not in the Japanese version, but adds considerable gravity to the words of the English voice actors. (EDIT) The work of Carl Macek, director of the English language version and founder of Streamline Pictures, is widely reviled by parts of the anime community, but as my first Streamline dub, I found Golgo 13 to be very entertaining.
Quite simply, Golgo 13 can get by on the cool-factor alone on its first viewing. While the sex scenes can get a little annoying, by the time you get to the second half or so, you will be in pure action heaven. The plot is not too complicated, so once the setup is done, Duke can get straight to some badass assassin-killing business. If you can survive the sometimes tedious first half of The Professional: Golgo 13, you will find an awesome action movie at the end. And it you don't like it... Well, Golgo 13 may have a new job on his hands.
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| Animation: | 2.5 |
Average:
(3.0 stars) |
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| Plot: | 2.5 | |||
| Voice Acting: | 4.0 | |||
| Sound: | 3.0 | |||
| Overall: | 3.0 | |||








